knightlyknavery:

snyderman37:

fuckyeahdnd:

fuckyeahdnd:

If you’ve played a Tiefling Bard and have never said “Rock me Asmodeus” what are you even doing

Also Drow Bards who don’t introduce themselves with “I come from a land down under”

Or say that they’re really into underground music

Dragonborn Bards that do not claim to have been “through the fire and the flames” will lose their bardic license.

Tieflings of any class are contractually obligated to state “I am the God of Hellfire” at least once in their career. Bards have to do it twice.

Alternately, Dragonborn Bards with a Cold breath weapon must introduce themselves with “I come from the land of ice and snow”

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did-you-kno:
“Adobe doesn’t want you using ‘Photoshop’ as a verb. According to the permissions section of their website, ‘trademarks are not verbs.’ So, instead of saying ‘The image was photoshopped,’ they prefer, 'The image was enhanced using Adobe®...

did-you-kno:

Adobe doesn’t want you using ‘Photoshop’ as a verb. According to the permissions section of their website, ‘trademarks are not verbs.’ So, instead of saying ‘The image was photoshopped,’ they prefer, 'The image was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software.’ Source

Tell it to Xerox

sylveonce:

unpretty:

gregorydickens:

victorian-sexstache:

unpretty:

son-of-maglor:

fiskeorn:

elkian:

unpretty:

unpretty:

dr-hollands:

unpretty:

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

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you heard me

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#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

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kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

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OH MY GOD

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daily-incineroar:

this was tons of fun also please watch aggretsuko

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viperas:

txpokes:

kedreeva:

[Source] [Convict Collars]

Because saving kitties is important.

This is a freakn’ wonderful idea and needs to be spread around to let people know.

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liberalsarecool:
“Who actually believed Trump would cut the deficit with Republicans/TeaParty/FreedomCaucus running both houses?
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I wouldn’t believe Jesus Christ himself if he claimed to be able to eliminate the US national debt inside of 8 years,...

liberalsarecool:

Who actually believed Trump would cut the deficit with Republicans/TeaParty/FreedomCaucus running both houses?

I wouldn’t believe Jesus Christ himself if he claimed to be able to eliminate the US national debt inside of 8 years, and that guy performed literal miracles. Anyone who bought that lie is absolutely delusional

(Source: shihtzuman, via borimmortal)

crimsbacon asked: Mr. Rodrigo, Sir, I have a quick question. My roommate is trying to set up a 'Monster of the Week' game and one of the classes in that game is Luchador. He told me that you used to be a world champion Luchador way back when, and I was curious if you could give me some tips for playing a Luchador?

magicturtle:

Yeah, let’s talk about luchadores.

First off, I’m guessing by “luchador” you mean “masked wrestler” there are plenty of mexican wrestlers who don’t wear masks and they are also referred to as “luchadores” since “luchador” literally means “wrestler”.

American media is very superficial when it comes to masked wrestlers, often focusing on the goofyness of it. All you have to do is watch movies like Nacho Libre or Despicable Me 2 to see that American media makers find masked wrestlers comical.

Although there are plenty of Mexicans that find masked wrestlers comical the masked wrestler occupies a different place in Mexican culture. Part superhero, part actor, part pro athlete, part rock star, the masked wrestler is culturally significant.


Here are a few things to keep in mind when playing a masked wrestler:


Rudo or Tecnico

Although similar to the Heel/Face division in American wrestling, the rudo/tecnico division is its own thing. Usually, within the context of the ring, a tecnico will never cheat or use underhanded tactics and instead will try to win legally and cleanly. By contrast rudos cheat and generally use rougher techniques like eye gouges and uglier submission holds. Outside of the ring rudos aren’t necessarily bad or mean (although plenty are) they just do what it takes to win, even if it involves illegal activities.


The Mask

Masked wrestlers never take off their mask in public. Nobody knows what their face looks like, not even those closest to them. This is why you often see masked wrestlers in suits. If they go to a formal event they will still wear their masks. Once a wrestler puts on the mask he or she wears it until they lose it in a bout. Masked wrestlers who do not lose their masks are often buried wearing them.

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Losing The Mask

Sometimes a wrestler will wager their mask against an opponent’s. Whoever loses the fight must unmask and can never wear their mask again. Maskless opponents can still challenge a masked wrestler to a battle like this, if they lose they must shave their heads.


Outside The Ring

As I stated before, masked wrestlers fulfill a lot of roles. Pillar of the community, mysterious vigilante, arcane protector, womanizing jerk. Masked wrestlers carry their kayfabe off the ring and into their movies, tv shows, and public appearances. If you create a masked wrestler character make sure you have this persona in mind, there have been masked wrestler scientists, magicians, martial artists and even zombies.

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Viva Mexico

Most importantly, masked wrestlers are an important part of Mexican pop culture going back more than half a century. Thousands of Mexicans have grown up idolizing El Santo and his cool friends. It’s important to consider this when making a character, especially if the idea is to make the character for laughs. Mexicans already get relegated to secondary and comedy roles in media as it is, the goofy, posturing, heavily accented, masked wrestler is (often literally) adding insult to injury.

khi-kismet:

I thought it would be best to post the full set, since part three was missing and this art is too wonderful to not appreciate in its entirety.
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6

all of these done by the lovely Nijuuni on deviantArt!

(Source: succubusted, via yareyaredesu)

neilnevins:

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

That’s the most Welcome To Night Vale thing I’ve read that wasn’t associated with it.

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ignigeno:

The chimera I designed for our new LEGO show. I cannot express how much of a labor of love this was. It took over 100 hours just to design, let alone build and is one of the largest and most complex sculptures I’ve done.

Fun fact: This model used every single LEGO color available in standard brick.

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